i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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