The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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