How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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