office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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