Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is wine microwaveable?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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