yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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