I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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