she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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