I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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