I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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