just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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