I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"