just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize