he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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