So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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