I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My penis needs a shock collar
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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