I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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