So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
