Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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