I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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