jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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