Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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