Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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