why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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