Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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