3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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