He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
