I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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