I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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