called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
And then the night went full on bisexual.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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