there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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