on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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