All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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