HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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