id be glad to
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
sex in a hospital.. check
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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