My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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