It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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