I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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