were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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