How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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