people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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