Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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