I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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