I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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