whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
