I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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