I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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