Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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