is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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