i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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