She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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