Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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