so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I understand Curling. That high.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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