No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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