I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
This is my gift to your gina
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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