naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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