stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Damn victory sex feels great
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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