.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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