Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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