Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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