You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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